French bears need more females
...and so do we!
The new Silenced facebook fanpage has tought us a sad fact about this community. The stats show a vast majority of male fans. Only 30% of our fans are females! Of course we consider this as a serious issue, that we must address with extraordinary measures.
Recent scientific studies point out the dangers of a lack of females amongst bears:
Too many male bears can be a real problem. When there aren’t enough females to go around, males resort to killing cubs, so that the cub’s mother becomes reproductively available again. That might be a good reproductive strategy for the individual bear, but it’s a bad one for the population as a whole.
This is all very bad news. We must gain more female fans. Let's start by handing out some free female silenced t-shirts! Girls, tag yourself. Boys, tag your girlfriend in this picture.
An innocent mouse will pick 5 winning girls. They'll receive a limited edition "female marcelleke" with a value of fifteen euros.
