Showing posts with label bears. Show all posts
Showing posts with label bears. Show all posts

Tuesday, January 19, 2010

French bears need more females

...and so do we!

The new Silenced facebook fanpage has tought us a sad fact about this community. The stats show a vast majority of male fans. Only 30% of our fans are females! Of course we consider this as a serious issue, that we must address with extraordinary measures.

Recent scientific studies point out the dangers of a lack of females amongst bears:

Too many male bears can be a real problem. When there aren’t enough females to go around, males resort to killing cubs, so that the cub’s mother becomes reproductively available again. That might be a good reproductive strategy for the individual bear, but it’s a bad one for the population as a whole.


This is all very bad news. We must gain more female fans. Let's start by handing out some free female silenced t-shirts! Girls, tag yourself. Boys, tag your girlfriend in this picture.

An innocent mouse will pick 5 winning girls. They'll receive a limited edition "female marcelleke" with a value of fifteen euros.